Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
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