return my video game
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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