I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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