Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Such a big mess for such a small penis
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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