But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
He shit in the fireplace
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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