You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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