I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
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she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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