I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
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I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
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after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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