i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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