I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
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I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
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I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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