ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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