what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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