i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
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The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
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How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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