Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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