yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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