Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
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I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
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the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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