Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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