so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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