he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
worst night to have a conscience
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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