I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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