ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
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I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
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So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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