glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
His hands were made for my vagina.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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