I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
YAS. BRING CRAB.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
