bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
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...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
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Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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