I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
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Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
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I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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