Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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