ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
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i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
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This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.