I love black thongs
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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