we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
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I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
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I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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