If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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