Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
BRING THE BAGELS
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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