It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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