He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
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I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
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well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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