we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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