Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
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So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
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I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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