No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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