You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
i will never coherently bang her
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
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I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
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We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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