What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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