They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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