You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
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