I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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