Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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