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i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
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duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
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Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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