i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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