Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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