Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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