who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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