That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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