Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
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We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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