his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
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I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
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I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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