I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
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Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
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Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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